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Minnesota State Slogans
I came, I thawed, I transferred Survive Minnesota and the rest of the World is easy If you love Minnesota, raise your right ski Minnesota - where visitors turn blue with envy. Save a Minnesotan - eat a mosquito. One day it's warm, the rest of the year it's cold Minnesota - home of the blonde hair and blue ears Minnesota - mosquito supplier to the free world Minnesota - come fall in love with a loon Land of many cultures - mostly throat Where the elite meet sleet Minnesota: CLOSED FOR GLACIER REPAIRS Land of 2 seasons: Winter is coming, Winter is here. Minnesota - glove it or leave it. Minnesota - have you jump started your kid today? Many are cold, but few are frozen. Why Minnesota? To protect Ontario from Iowa! WARNING: You are entering Minnesota, Please use an alternate route! Minnesota: theater of sneezes Jack Frost must like Minnesota - he spends half his life there Land of 10,000 Petersons Land of the ski and home of the crazed Minnesota - home of the Mispi-Mispp-Missispp (Where the damn river starts!) 10,000 lakes and no sharks! And Our Favorite There are only 3 things you can grow in Minnesota: Colder, Older, & Fatter
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